Saturday, June 29, 2019

Your Guide To Easy Reading

And Lo! An index was born!

!New! posts will be marked accordingly in there respective categories.

Leave a question or comment and I will get back to you.

Be seeing you,
Sam

And so should you!


FICTION 

Potatoes are what we eat. Potatoes are what we ride


HISTORICAL

Will the real Rosie the Riveter please stand up? 
The World is But a Stage(coach) for Mary
Words Have Meaning
Of What Weight is a Piece of Infinity?  
Planet X, you say? 
Home(stead) for the Holidays
Local necropolis, er, cemetery. 
Local necropolis, er, cemetery. PART 2 
When Superman fought the KKK  
iVon Daniken 
How Fast The Great Pyramid



BEWARE OF MY BRAIN

I Am the Terror That Croaks in The Night   !NEW!
Predatory Remains of the Calcium Kind  !NEW!
My Everyday On This Planet   !NEW!
Welcome to Night Vale, the All Hail tour 2017  !NEW!
What If Storms Fell Up?   !NEW!
Happy New Year 2017, Humanity!
We Want Your Business
STOP READING THIS BLOG 
Baby It's Cold Outside
Did You Hear That?



INTERVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Robert Clotworthy: You Know His Voice  !NEW!
The 12,500 yr old Interview. Kind of…  
So this guy walks up to me at a con…  
This Interview Would Have Been Bullshit  
Here’s to hope! 
Strongarm Interview 3: Dr. Steel 
Strongarm Interview #2 Smeff 
Strongarm Interview: John "Widgett" Robinson



STUFF YOU MAY FIND INTERESTING

Slowing It Down   !NEW!
Where is your center?
My Captain America Shield is done!
The Circle of Internet Life
Cooking With Vsauce
Geek Moms and Geek Dads  
Hail! Our new Alien rulers!  
WALL-E you look at that! 
TAKE MY MONEY. LEGO® Scooby-Doo Sets and...YOURS?!



IT INVOLVES ME FOR SOME ODD REASON

My First Renn Fest! Huzzah!   !NEW!
From Bellicose to Vericose  !NEW!
Putting the Mental back into Mental Illness 
Dear Sump Pump 
Sam's Presidential Campaign Updates
If I am elected your President  
Sam for President? 
You Can't Go Home Again
Kill It With Fire!
I'd buy that for a dollar!    
A Retinue of Reviews 
Beauty and the Beastmaster 
Six months of insurance sales hell 
Visiting Hours. A true ghost(?) story.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Today's Tom Sawyer



- A bit of fun with rock and Minecraft and gaming (with a sprinkle of commentary) in the midst of all the seriousness of the world. If you are not familiar with the source song Today's Tom Sawyer by Rush scroll down and play the song while reading. Just remember: blocks aren't permanent, but change is. Enjoy!





A modern day monster
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean surprise

Though its mind has ill intent
Don't put it down as arrogant
Its technique is a quiet offense
Sneaking up on Steve is next
The chickens

What you say to a game company
helps them to mold their next DLC
Ask for mirth, ask for myth
Ask for mystery, Ask for wit

The world is, the world is
Square and caves are deep
Maybe as the skies are wide

Today's Tom Sawyer
It explodes on you
And the space it invades
Gets blown up too

No, this mob is not for rent
To any Notch or government
Always filled with ill content
It knows blocks aren't permanent
But change is

What you say to a game company
helps them to mold their next DLC
Ask for mirth, ask for myth
Ask for mystery, Ask for wit

The world is, the world is
Square and caves are deep
Maybe as the skies are wide

Exit the creeper
Today's Tom Sawyer
It sneaks on by you
And the emeralds you trade
He gets right on to the next noob of the day



(Check out that movie poster. Do you know the title?)

Be seeing you,

Sam