Saturday, June 29, 2019

Your Guide To Easy Reading

And Lo! An index was born!

!New! posts will be marked accordingly in there respective categories.

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And so should you!


Potatoes are what we eat. Potatoes are what we ride


Will the real Rosie the Riveter please stand up? !NEW!
The World is But a Stage(coach) for Mary
Words Have Meaning
Of What Weight is a Piece of Infinity?  
Planet X, you say? 
Home(stead) for the Holidays
Local necropolis, er, cemetery. 
Local necropolis, er, cemetery. PART 2 
When Superman fought the KKK  
iVon Daniken 
How Fast The Great Pyramid


What If Storms Fell Up?   !NEW!
Happy New Year 2017, Humanity!
We Want Your Business
Baby It's Cold Outside
Did You Hear That?


Robert Clotworthy: You Know His Voice  !NEW!
The 12,500 yr old Interview. Kind of…  
So this guy walks up to me at a con…  
This Interview Would Have Been Bullshit  
Here’s to hope! 
Strongarm Interview 3: Dr. Steel 
Strongarm Interview #2 Smeff 
Strongarm Interview: John "Widgett" Robinson


Where is your center?
My Captain America Shield is done!
The Circle of Internet Life
Cooking With Vsauce
Geek Moms and Geek Dads  
Hail! Our new Alien rulers!  
WALL-E you look at that! 
TAKE MY MONEY. LEGO® Scooby-Doo Sets and...YOURS?!


Putting the Mental back into Mental Illness 
Dear Sump Pump 
Sam's Presidential Campaign Updates
If I am elected your President  
Sam for President? 
You Can't Go Home Again
Kill It With Fire!
I'd buy that for a dollar!    
A Retinue of Reviews 
Beauty and the Beastmaster 
Six months of insurance sales hell 
Visiting Hours. A true ghost(?) story.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

What If Storms Fell Up?

If you place your ear close to the screen you can hear me swearing. A lot.

Spending hours upon hours clearing something falling from the sky can make you wonder about strange alternate realities where storms make things spring UP from the ground. Let's hop the vibrational boundary to visit such a reality and an Earth much like our own.

We join your local nightly news program already in progress:

"This just in, town officials yet again have had their collective bacons saved by farmer Johnson’s psychic potbellied pig, Mr. Furry McTumtums. The sleuthing swine broke the case of Town Hall’s missing clock tower after spending three days in a deep meditative trance communing with several technologically enhanced non-corporeal entities, said farmer Johnson beaming proudly from behind his vegetable stand. We’ll have more for you at 11:00 as details unfold. 

And now it’s time for your weather.

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for our viewing area that late winter, early spring storm Janus is expected to bring as much as two feet of plant growth during the overnight. Light sprouting is expected to begin early Monday evening and intensify overnight into early Tuesday morning. Lawn, playground, park, and golf course travel is strongly discouraged due to the potential of hard to get out grass stains, so if you have to go out remember to wear old clothes or shorts. Local hardware stores are seeing the usual shortages of lawn mowers, clippers, gas cans, and beer helmets while grocery stores are reporting runs on milk and bread despite the fact that roads, sidewalks, and power lines will be completely unaffected. The storm has already dumped unruly shrubs, poking branches, and unwanted weeds all along the East Coast. Wind gusts of up to 7 mph have been reported and found to be not really worth mentioning except as a passing side note.

Janus, while large, pales in comparison to the Tropism of ’98 where five feet of plant growth in just forty-eight-hours. Some viewers might remember the Scythe Clubs that became fashionable for a time afterwards. Members roved from community to community dressed in medieval peasant garb offering cut the walls of grass and fauna in exchange for wine and cheese.

Stay tuned for updates."

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Robert Clotworthy, You Know His Voice.

I am a fan of both mainstream and alternative academics. From the first episode of In Search Of I watched as kid in the late 1970’s I was hooked on fringe subjects like ufology, the paranormal, metaphysics, and cryptozoology, just as I was hooked on the mainstream subjects I was taught in school. So, in 2010 when I saw a commercial for a new History Channel program entitled Ancient Aliens I kept my fingers crossed in the hopes it would make for some quality couch time. I was not disappointed. Presented in a documentary format, the program features researchers and interviews interspersed with regular ‘narrator recap’ portions highlighting/repeating the point of the segments. Over time my wife and I built a game around trying to predict the recap narration because of the narrator’s pleasurably distinct cadence and style of inflection. Those snippets of dialogue became as enjoyable as the subject matter of the program.

Speaking of games, we heard some enterprising individuals turned the show into a drinking game with the word “alien” as the elbow-bending trigger. We tried it once. It was a mistake we never made again. Holy Bender, Batman. Wow. But I digress…

A few years down the road we were gifted with a new History series entitled The Curse of Oak Island. It centers around an enigmatic island off the coast of Canada that might be hiding a vast treasure, and the two brothers dedicated to solving the mystery once and for all. I describe the island itself to friends as something that has, “… plagued humanity for centuries draining time, money, and lives. It was the model for the internet and is the physical incarnation of that lesser Chaos Demon: Click Bait. It must be destroyed.” In other words, I watch the show religiously. I was hooked but a few minutes into the premiere episode when I realized it shared the same narrator as Ancient Aliens! Cool! But, who was he?

Who was this unseen mystery man of mysterious television mysteries? Was he merely a voice over actor? Did he have ties to the presented subject matter? And, philosophically speaking, how long can someone talk about fringe research before it influences his world view? 

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the multi-talented Robert Clotworthy. 

All images (C) Robert Clotworthy. And his Facebook page.

Robert has an impressive body of work to his name. He has acted in popular television soap operas, dramas, and comedies throughout the seventies, eighties, nineties and beyond. He has acted in feature films. He’s voiced characters in some of the most popular video games today. Ponder this for a moment: his IMDB page lists 162 credits. That’s pretty amazing. From Remington Steele to Star Wars. From Kingdom Hearts to Marvel. That’s a substantial career, with much more to come, in an industry not typically known for longevity. I invite you to explore his work for yourself and follow him on social media. He’s not just another pretty voice.

Let’s begin:

Sam: Robert, I would wager that even diehard viewers of The Curse of Oak Island or Ancient Aliens don’t know that you are part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. How did this role come about and how does it compare to your award-winning role of Jim Raynor in the StarCraft video game series?

Marvel's Captain American: The Winter Soldier

StarCraft 2

Robert: I was part of the ADR group that was working on Captain America: The Winter Soldier. That’s where a group of actors go in and fill in the “vocal Blanks” if you will in a scene.  The producers needed a voice for Nick Fury’s car.  I auditioned and they picked me. It started out as just a couple of lines but they kept adding to it.  I came in and recorded a couple of additional sessions for them.  I think it turned out pretty good.  It’s not my only experience in the Marvel Universe however.  I played Captain Fantastic in the Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 video game as well Captain Stacy, Spider Gwen’s father in the Disney XD series Ultimate Spiderman

As far as Jim Raynor is concerned, it doesn’t compare.  I have played him since 1997.  That’s a long time for an actor to play a role.  Voicing Jim Raynor has been one of the best and most satisfying experiences of my professional life.

Sam: You have a long and distinguished list of roles to your name, both in front of the camera and the microphone. Because much of your work is off-camera, does it afford you with more privacy in public, or has the internet made that a challenge?

Robert: I like to work and am blessed to have been able to make a living as an actor since the age of 15.  I’ve also had the pleasure of working with some of the most talented directors and actors imaginable both on screen and off.  I love working on camera because it allows you to interact and create a scene.  It’s tough to beat performing a scene with Bradley Cooper and being directed by Clint Eastwood.  That was amazing and surreal.  The negative side is that you can loose your anonymity, which can be very difficult.  I was on The Young and the Restless for several years and it was difficult for the viewers to separate Robert the actor from the role I was playing.  I got a lot of hate mail.   As a voice performer it is easier to avoid the limelight.  Because of social media however, it is important to have a footprint: i.e. followers on Twitter and Facebook.  That’s how a lot of the casting decisions are made.  So please follow me. I promise not to bite.  

Sam: In your work on Ancient Aliens, have you ever read a line of narration and thought to yourself, “I call bullshit on that.” only to later learn the idea or theory had some validity? Despite some rather herculean leaps of logic the viewers are asked to make, even critics have to admit that every now and again they do hit upon an interesting anomaly.

Robert: I approach each job (narration, on camera, animation etc.) as an actor.  The most important element is serving the story.  With Ancient Aliens I see my role as being an interested and curious traveler.  I don’t know the answers.  I am the audience.  I do not read the script in advance because I want my initial reaction to the information I am saying to be my guide.  Sometimes I am amazed, sometimes shocked, sometimes even skeptical but always willing to ask the questions and listen to the theories.  I love learning and each episode teaches me something I did not know.  

Sam: That’s interesting. In your role, you’re not an apologist or proponent for what we see and hear along the journey, but rather our trusted companion experiencing the unknown right alongside us. What’s new to us, is new to you. I never thought of it that way. I appreciate the glimpses behind the curtain you shared, Robert, especially some of the ups and downs of a life in the entertainment world. I have a lot more questions, but I know your busy with studio work for the new season starting so soon so I think this is a good spot to stop on. Thanks again, Robert!